Digital downloads for unserious self-reflection
Funny, editable report cards for money, sleep, dating, work, and everything else adulthood forgot to explain. Fill one out, screenshot the verdict, and tag the friend who needs grading.
Instant digital delivery · Editable templates · Made to share
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Holding it together-ish
The no-nonsense promise
Every paid card is built to personalize, so the categories, scores, and punchlines can sound like you.
Layouts are made for 1080 × 1350 portrait posts that read clearly in the feed and in screenshots.
You get clearly described digital files and instant access—never invented testimonials or mysterious subscriptions.
From blank card to group chat
Rate money, sleep, health, relationships, career, housekeeping, decision-making, and eating like an adult. Add it up and accept your extremely unofficial result.
Clear type, quick prompts, and portrait proportions make every card easy to complete and easy to read.
Send it to your partner, dad, coworker, or entire group chat. There’s a themed card for the next target.
editable cards in the full pack
social-ready portrait format
digital access after purchase
Choose your level of chaos
Try the original Adult Report Card, then unlock enough themed editions to grade everyone you know.
The original
One shareable scorecard for a quick, painfully accurate life check.
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30+ editable cards, including dating, couples, dad, coworker, and more themed editions.
Your performance review is overdue
Pick a report card, embrace the honest answer, and nominate the next adult who needs evaluating.
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